Have you noticed that you get really anxious when you watch the news these days? It seems like the world is falling apart right before our very eyes. What if I told you that the news media is doing this on purpose? What if I told you that their objective is more about keeping you tuned in and anxious than reporting the news. Well, that probably wouldn't surprise you. But, before you get yourself all jacked up, let me tell you about the Great Horse Poop Crisis of 1894. It'll make you feel a lot better.